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As if awakening from a fever dream (or that magic moment when
the medication kicks in just right), I looked around. The losers
and lamers on the Internet had continued to upload their sites.
Was there no end of this? Would the Internet degenerate into one
big Lame-O-Rama? Would WWW really come to symbolize World Wide
Wart on the butt of human consciousness? Would my sanity survive
the constant barrage of truly horrid blinking banners and
obnoxious popups leading to equally horrid websites about
work-at-home scams and multi-level marketing scams? Would the
Question Mark key on my keyboard break before I finished this
paragraph? [Note - nope] Like some strange blue fungus crawling
across the bottom of a white refrigerator, the bad sites spread,
sending their strange tendrils into all of cyber space,
infecting untold millions by claiming to use good code and
WYSIWYG validators of utter worthlessness. They didn't know, but
there were those who would show them. Not here, of course, this
site is about totally lame, not truly dazzling. One of the more
insidious sites had its unholy birth right here, in the secret dungeons of our
Queen. And now, the list of sites to avoid...
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