| After nearly two weeks of being locked in our Queen's Dungeon O' Pleasure, it suddenly came to me - I could do something truly useful. After gnawing through the Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs and avoiding the man-eating alligators in the moat (filled with black cherry Jell-O and for some curious reason, men's boxers and women's bikini tops), I escaped. On logging onto the Internet, I made a truly disturbing discovery - the weeks of deprivation had actually elevated my senses and I now realized that most of the websites out there were truly lame, blindingly lame, flamingly lame. The only thing that could possibly be more lame is how some dumb drunk always goes into a fireworks stand every year with a lit cigarette and manages to drop it, scaring or killing a lot of people. But some of these sites really could do the same thing, honest. Irreversible brain damage, permanent blindness, sudden onset of insanity or worse. |
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As the horror of it all slowly dawned on me (while being blinded by some total loser space case because he had used the new blinking color background on his totally retarded Star Trek site) I realized that it was imperative to provide a single place for the addresses of the drek of the Internet. That place would be here, near some of the better examples. It would be an almost holy mission. I would keep a list that people could check here for. Then they would know to never visit that site, thereby saving their minds. Children would be saved from visiting those abominations of bad HTML and would never duplicate the hideous coding that was used in defiance of all that is 4.0 (with XML pretensions). They would surely thank me. Or not. Just knowing the Internet was a safer place would be reward enough. |
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