go ahead, just click and visit Dad

I AM
FRED'S
DAUGHTER

'I Am Fred's Daughter' is the official home of The Coveted Dead Bozo Award

go ahead, just click and visit Mom

Hi, I'm Fred's daughter. Dad and Mom have been so heavily medicated for so many years that they never bothered giving me a real name, it just says "Her" on my birth certificate. I could have turned out really weird, but I'm actually the normal one in the family. At least as normal as the Farkle Family ever gets. Which really isn't very normal, but I'm getting ahead of myself. Dad's off doing something weird at the Castle of the Queen (probably involves chocolate, but I avoid Dad unless he's heavily medicated). Mom's got a new prescription and swears she's can "channel" the Ghost of Pinky the elephant, but it could just be the medication talking. I avoid Mom even when she is heavily medicated

On the other hand, the place is haunted by the ghosts of dead clowns ("thanks, Dad"), so maybe she really is in contact with Pinky. Wouldn't be the first (or last) time something strange happened in this house. To visit Dad, jump out the left window, above. To visit Mom, jump out the right window, above. You might also have come here to review or apply for the coveted Dead Bozo Award. Because I know that some poor clown is going to want to send me mail, here's my e-mail address:

webmaster@deadbozo.zzn.com

I didn't bother to put it into a hyperlink as I don't really want you to email me. Don't look for a repeat anywhere else, either. As always,

Her (aka Fred's Daughter)

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