While we've always encouraged people to mail cash  and avoid all the hassles of looking at tacky and semi-worthless merchandise, we realize some people actually like Dead Bozo trinkets and trash. For such people, there's a special Gift Shop by our good friends at CafePress. A dozen or so choices, all emblazoned with unique high-contrast Dead Bozo artwork. Each comes with a wonderful (really) 30-day warranty. Enjoy, and remember to send us your money!