Chapel is a classic Pacoima Ranch subsite. It's been online and horrifying fundamentalists while amusing most every one else since October 1998. During one of those totally boring moments while surfing the WWW, we
found ourselves at the Universal Life Church. As the only acolyte for
the Backyard Church of the Holy Altar of the Sacred Hibachi (renamed
in 1998 to the Pacoima Ranch Chapel and Patio Church of the Sacred
Hibachi) there was only one thing to do. Get ordained. And let Shena
be the Guardian of the Sacred Hibachi (she lives on the patio). We
still haven't decided whether or not to buy the Minister in a Box kit,
but we will accept donations of $1.00 or less towards this goal. As of
this moment, our entire ministry consists of this page and the next
several pages. We liked our Ordination Certificate so much that we
used it as wallpaper on the next page.