Cat Piss
aren't cats just way too much fun
As is always the
case when one of the females is in heat and the males are acting up because
of it, I'm tempted to kill all of them. Then I remember that I bottle fed
them when their mother abandoned them and that they were once small enough
to fit easily in the palm of my hand and they think I'm their mom.
The "pride behavior" thing can actually come in handy. Once I
dropped a pan on my foot in the kitchen and said something like, "son
of a ... that hurts". Between me swearing and the sound of the pan
I'd dropped I didn't hear the cats come in. I turned around and there they
were, looking, spitting, with one claw in the air to go after whoever had
dared to throw something at me. One of those small golden moments. I guess
they really would act as guard cats.
When the kittens attack my feet at night ("bedmice") is another
one of those "kill them all" moments, but waking up in the morning
with all of them lined up along one side of the bed, keeping me warm more
than makes up for the infrequent bloody toe.
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